In our town, as in many, we have a bridge. A big bridge. a beautiful bridge. And under that bridge, as with most bridges.....
We happen to have six trolls under our bridge.
And in an unprecedented feat, I managed to capture photo footage of these
fascinating and terrible creatures!
I warn you!
They are UGLY!
This post is not for the meek or fainthearted!
They are some of the most horrific specimens of
troll creatures known to the world.
These pictures,
as grotesque as they are,
still don't do them justice...
with their beady little eyes
and sharp beastly teeth....
scraggly hair and heinous little bodies!
SIX cunning and ferocious trolls!
They may seem innocent and guileless....
Even playful!
But, don't you be tricked!
Do not let them fool you!
They are just trying to lure unsuspecting prey into their lair!
You must remain on your guard when crossing this bridge.
Sometimes, they even turn on each other!
So, for all you troll hunters out there,
now you know where to find them.
But, be wary and don't say I didn't warn you.
For even the most experienced hunters have fallen to this lot!
And, for those of you that value your life and freedom,
stay away. Far far away.
1 comment:
And you call me a dork. :)
Love you,
Amy
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