Step one: Fling the baby's dress over her face....because who wants to watch, right? Then remove the diaper.
Step two: Hand sanitizing-who needs it! Skip that step and go straight to "use a box of wipes to clean the baby's bottom!" The more, the better, right?
Step Three: Get your catheter and paper cup ready, (yes, I sometimes cath her into a paper cup because they are way cheaper than diapers, people!) and search for the little pee pee hole.......ummm, where is that thing?
Step Four: If you can't find it, improvise! Hey, and this baby isn't even crying, so it must be fine!
Step Five: All done.....except there is nothing in this cup, mom! At this point she asked for some water in the cup! Now she wants to go give the baby a bath!